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Monday, July 10

Remember Mussolini

Okay, big beef with Italy. What the hell are they doing winning the world cup. Most undeserving team to ever win the cup. They are horrible. Their team stinks and they play the borringest soccer ever. Somehow they managed to fluke out almost every game and got threw. USA almost beat them down by one man (most borring match ever for any sport), Ghana should have beat them. Czechs would have beat them if it were not for a red card. The Aussies should have beat them, they owned that game. Germany should have beat them badly. Okay, Ukraine didnt show up for this tournament and Italy beat them as they should but come on. One earned win for the whole thing. The Italians only have two moves: falling down and greasing their hair back. Maybe crying for their mom is a move too but its more of a Portuguese move. France owned those suckers and their is no way Italy deserves beating them even if Zidane is a knobjob who ruined his whole football career/reputation with one dumb head butt. Well my hatred for the Italians will grow for 4 years until South Africa.

Good thing the World Cup is only every four years. The racism it breeds, the racial slurs and stereotypes that appear throughout the tournament, and the world's new found hatred of the Italians would just foster wars if it were yearly.

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