Say Sir, that's one snazy pair of trousers

While biking the other night I was think ing of how much Iike to bike around and too bad that I t wasnt an onlympic event, the cruise biking marathon. That got me on to my other favorite summer activietes such as swimming and shaking it. That's when I came up with the Idle Man. Its a triathlon that is not about speed and endurance but more about style and fun. The first even is the swimming leg where the biggiest and gnarliest jumps off the diving board win. Flyign squirels are key. The next event is the bike cruise. This involves a chilled out shred session to as many bars as possible in two hours while consuming a pint at each bar. The final event that closes out the competition is the dance off where the tired, drunk , wet contestants have to strut their stuff and stump their rumps at a a groove-fest. There are no loosers in the Idle Man just wininners and retards. Girls are allowed to compete on the same playing fiels as men as long as they are topless for the diving evente/