Calling all travelling parents

Hey all you parents travelling with toddlers. Bored with aiport ques and frustrated with inflated prices. Now is your chance to get even. No free drinks on the plain and no more allowance for bringing your own your nearly forced to compensate. Here is how. Baby food is allowed onflight but that is nearly the only liquid. Supposedly the security guards are taste testing the formula so a little hit of tasteless liquid acid that only takes effect a few hours later and boom, you have yourself some aeronautical revenge.