Astronaught Spice is Gay

In shocking headlines today that momentarily dominated the front page of usatoday.com Astronaught Spice from 'NSYNC came out of the closset. It appears that he olnly wanted to go into orbit with russian astronaughs three years ago after Yuri promised him as astral bj overlooking the earth. For that he was willing to give up 20 million but for years he wasnt going to give up the fame and fortune of his band for a measly reach around. This is big news I'm sure to lots of 17 year old girls but why was it the lead story , even briefly, for a newsite when there are pretty much people dying every 10 minutes somwhere in the middle feast.

I also want to take this opportunity to appologize to Floyd Landis and all his fans. I watched a very entertaining piece on him last night. He is a mormon. His parents are from 1932 and dont own a tv and his mom truely still doesnt know how somebody can have a carreer being a bike ridder. Her terminology and lexicon really does shoot down eveything I said about him ridding sponsor money to the top. This is just some mormon who rode his bike around Quaker Pensilvanyia (sic) like a mad man with nothing better to do (except make sausages and molest goats). He is also one ugly mofo who really probaly isnt that smart and can just ride a bike for ever because his brain doesnt tell him he is tired. His mom, if you can find footage, is a hoot. She really has no clue how the world works out outside her front lawn.