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Floyd Landis broke my dreams once again. No canadians graced the top ten, top twenty or top six million for all its worth. The third best sporting event in the world (1.World Cup 2.Stanley Cup 3.Tour de France 4.Women in bikinis) came to an end with the american Landis coming back on the second to last day to capture the grueling event. I dont like americans winning this race because I hate Lance Armstrong. Maybe he didnt use drugs but he is still a mutant to have been able to dominate to the extent that he did. Really its just sick. Its like me beating up 6 year olds, its fun as hell but gross and at the end of the day what does it prove. I hate the american cyclist because you dont see american cyclist in the US, or at least where I have been, yet their coaching, endorsement, funding money takes them to the top of a thoroughly european sport. Plus it should have been canadian Steve Bauer known as the north american bike hero of our century not ol' Crow banger. Bauer the best canadian on a bike ever (much further down was Curt Harnet and his halo-hair) reached the pinnacle of his career winning the first stage of the 88 Tour and wearing the coveted yellow jersey for five days. He eventually finished fourth but should have won cause I liked him a lot.

Tour highlite this year- totally naked flashing by 2 men and 3 women during the Pyrenese climbs that did not get censored by local CTV. Ron Reush had a boner and he was loaded on air as always so a drunked bonner by a 65 year old alcoholic validates my claim for this being the best of this years race.

side note: I liked the first american T d F winner Greg Lemond. He wasn't a terd.