35 Dead in the water
That's right, 35 dead queebsters already this summer from drownings. I dont know whats wrong with these people but they should know better to hit the water if they dont know how to swim or to lock up their pools so their toddlers dont go swimming alone. Thats a crazy high number.
I didnt see anybody drown over my water weekend. 3 days of swimming. Friday at the Laurier pool before some patio drinking. Saturday out at the home town of Queebster strong man Louis Cyr at some beautiful waterfalls with jumping spots and aweseome slides and great swimming holes. Great times out there after the pouring stopped and the sun came out. And yesterday at the McGill pool with its grass and side jump capabilities. Its great to bake in the sun, pull a flying squirrel than bake some more. Repeat. So yeah, I went swimming lots and didnt even almost drown and drinking and swimming is part of my curiculum so I dont know what those other fools are up to.
posted by Tuckshow at 9:29 AM
2 Comments:
fools they are!!!
maybe the government should create a bill that requires everyone to wear lifejackets 24/7? or make swimming lessons mandatory. or better yet, have people take intelligence tests and then create licenses for swimming (we'll have to have them printed on our swimming trunks i suppose...).
can't these people at least float?
*i'll have to work on a response for your previous post with the symbol/sign. i really like cupcakes.
6:08 PM
Heylo PP,
Toronto sounds awesome. Way more less shitty awesome than London.
I dont like any of those swimming ideas to be honest because its like the "Release the bears campaign". It will help eliminate the stupids who are just loitering our fine society. If you have a pool and a 2 year old and you get drunk in the front yard and pass out ina car seat thats on your deck while you r toddler plays in the backyard by the pool by himself than what needs to transpire is the grief should make you commit suicide so there goes one more dumbass no longer eating food and using g energy that Africains could do with in a less dumb way.
Im glad you like cupcakes just dont hide them in your bum with glasses like that fool.
3:30 PM
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