Spoon and Cuddle our way to peace

There are a lot of troubles in the middle east right now. Everyone is fighting for the right to host the next super bowl. A lot of innocent people are dying for no reason.

I have the solution for peace. My best bud Chris and I could solve this dilema with a spoon and cuddle technique. While travelling and not bathing regularlyl it came to us that Chris' arm pits smelled like Lebanese cooking and bearded and shaggy I often got mistaken for Isreali. We got along for the most part. We did so by camping in sub zero weather where we would spoon in separate sleeping bags and cuddle for warmth so we wouldnt die. The middle east needs more cuddling and spooning and that will help pave the way to peace.