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I hate Sean Cullen the supposed canadian comic genius, the "sleep deprived Steve Matin" quotes Time Magazine. My hatred of him stems so deep that I felt compelled to email CBC radio today to beg them to no longer let him host any radio programming. Here is my letter, please support me on this. Copy and paste it into an email to them, change some words and hope for the best...

Hello,

I am an avid listener to most CBC radio programming and for the most part it's great. I just do not see the need for your programers to ruin a Saturday morning with Seán Cullen on the air. I imagine that I am the target audience for him: educated, mid-twenties, great sense of humor and a fan of the absurd. However, Mr Cullen is none of these, he is simply a rambling baffoon. Who enjoys his sense of dis-humor? Do any CBC radio listeners actualy applaud his on air work? My father still tells knock-knock jokes and he would rather listen to rap music than the nonsensical jibberish of Cullen. Like I said before, I am a fan of the absurd, the theatre of Ionesco and the writtings of Pynchon are some of my favorites but these are done with insight and wit, not with boring monologues that lead you nowhere and are neither scripted or well improvised. They are simply banal and aggravating.
Please, I implore you to remove Mr. Cullen from the radio. CBC radio is better than that and they are better than him.
Thank you and have a good one,
Chris Tucker