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Sunday, August 13

V1

For years I have been fooled by the jerks at Campbelle Soup Company and their falticious V8. I always thaught it was healthy if not NOT tasty beverage. I took a closer look at the can today though and low and behold there is only the equivalent of one vegetable. Sure the name implies correctly that 8 vegetablary ingrediants can be found within, and yes, this I agree is true (tomatoe paste, the juices of carrots celery, beets, lettuce, watercress, spinach, white grapes and if you feel inclined to consider it a vegetable Parsely.)
However I was fooled into believe this was like a super vegetable drink. I hardly eat vegetables and I would take it upon myself to feel proud of drinking these shitty cans of pasta sauce to pretend I was getting at least three days worth of veggies but no, right there on the can it now tells me that one can supplies a measly 1/10th of my daily requirement of veggies.
Screw you V8, you are expensive, bland tasting, half a carrot worth lying piece of crap. Purple pop tarts have 75% of the veggie content that you do.

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