Incompetence galore

I met the most incompotent and borederline retarded woman of my life today. This lady was the worst decision maker in the world. She could not make a choice if her life depended on it, I mean she would not be able to decided which side of the head to be shot in or if a hammer would be better but maybe the hammer would be less efective so perhaps and ax but no a gun would be cleaner but what size of gun.... She was looking for a piece of luggage and she would skirt from a $700 designer handbag to a 70L hiking bag to a laptop-backpack. I spent over 3 agonizing hours with her and watched her as she deliberated over stuff like zippers "Well this one has a charcoal color zipper and this one has a black one" ahhhh, I even took a half an hour break when she was about done and I came back and she was just where I left her. She finally did decided on a bag (30" wheeled duffle) and then looked at alarm clocks and had somebody else make each one's (we have about 7) alarms go off and then redo it to see which one is loudest. Thing is they are all the same basically and we would tell her this but she would still listen to all of them twice, choose a favorite and change it five minutes later. She also brought her dog with her which is fine but she kept letting go of his leash to look at things and the dog would then run around the store or take occasional barking fits. She didnt really seem to notice that its not really polite to have a dog do this in a store, she would laugh and say "Oh Seamus, you silly dog". She ended up spending $700 bones but still she is the worst decision making person I have ever had the misfortune of encoutering and if I ever see someone life her in the store again I will just not help or talk to them.