More reasons Oprah should die

As if we needed any more reasons to hate Oprah. The globulous wonder has outdone herself once more with her self indulgence and narcisistic narcissim. How can someone so plasticky and maleably chunky love herself so much while floating her gelatenous face in botox, anyway, she had some huge gala with all the stars of Hollyshitwood. Very formal, black tie event, the dress code was strict- black or white. Oprah the center of her own attention was the exception to the rule was allowed to wear a red dress. If I were the salesman selling her her dress I would have told her it made her but look big, hell the Tsunami makes her but look big. I think there is a direct correlation between the intensity of her love of herself and the intensity of my hatred of her. If she would just go back to hating herself then I could give up my hatred of her.

My second shit lister of the day is Provigo who eliminated student discount Mondays. Each Monday they use to give a 10% discount to students so over the last year we saved quite a bit but now its over. I hate them too.

I have vegetarians now too, more of that later.