Another reason to carry arms
In a few, if not many many, ways the wild west had a lot going for it. For example a person had the right to carry arms and kill dumb people and jack-asses. We could do with a little of that. One person who could be shot for being stupid is the person who came up with the Girl Scouts anti-stress badge. Why do kids need an anti-strees badge? What are they getting stressed about? What not enough milk with their cookies?
So how does little Sandy get her badge? Well she has to keep a feelings diary and learn how to give foot massages - seriously.
The badges official name is the Stress Less Badge and its on their website.
posted by Tuckshow at 8:59 PM
2 Comments:
what's scarier than the anti-stress badge is your knowledge regarding this matter.
you should volunteer and keep them distracted from getting their badges. encourage stress and anger and tell the 'leaders' that you're only testing the scout's level of commitment.
what's with the foot massages? that's kind of rough work... i wouldn't rub anybody's feet for some lousy badge.
12:08 AM
I like it. way to go girlscouts. They are finally reflecting the realities of life. one of those realities is being stressed.
here are suggestions for other badges....
The "FatherNumberThree... The TV" badge, this can be awareded to any kids who spend more time watching TV than breathing.
The "WhyDoIHaveBoobsBadge" awarded to children who are placed on birth control at the age of 9, because their parents are too embarassed to say the word 'sex' in front of them.
(Infact i think there should be a complete subgroup of badges for children on rediculous drugs including prozac and growth hormones)
and finally, The "MommyForgotMyBirthday" badge give to all children who are only in scouts because their parents are too busy making money to be bothered with them.
Having just dumped on bad parents I would like to take this moment to appologize to any and all of my own children.
T
10:04 AM
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