No words to describe this

I woke up this morning with either a bug bite or a measle on my arm. Like all good children I squeezed it as hard as I could to see if I could heal it. It started to bleed and not puss so I deducted that it must be neither measler nor chicken pock. Only later in the day did I fully realize the extent of what had happened. I began to itch quite badly on my back and upon inspection in the bathroom it was revealed to me that I was the victim of a spider attack last night. While in slumber a spider, or spiders, bit me in three separate locations. I believe that I was able to squeeze out the babies in two of the three hatcheries but one bite on my back may have been to late and it is possible that spider babies could result. Time will tell if I have become yet another host to these carnivorous parasites.