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Tuesday, April 26

The french really do hate us... screw them!

I work with mostly french people. I speak french with them so I am an exeption to most of this but they hate the english. They are so freaking racist towards us. They generalize us, think we are stupid with our logic and also think that we are mostly spoiled people. Any rich anglophone who comes into the store represents this english contingent while the french rich rude person is an exception. I can hardly believe what they say and then say to me "but your cool, your not one of them, your from the Maritimes". One looser went on a rant today that all McGill students are just there because their rich parents paid for them to be there. I am going to beat up a bunch of old ladies next week and a bunch of yound queebster ladies. Its time for the fists of furry to break free.

Here are the t-shirts I did for the design competition. I still dont know which one won.


shirt_1

shirt_2

shirt_3

10 Comments:

Blogger Peony Pusher said...

I really like them shirts... how'd me get one of them (said like a typical stupid white anglo-saxon from ontario).

Honestly though... I really do like the shirts. My favorite just happens to be the female tank (I have large arm muscles I like showing off to all the cute boys).

Are you going to get some of each design made? Do you know anyone who does silkscreening? You should think of getting some made at a descent cost from local students at some art high school. Then you can sell them to trendy independant stores and possibly make some money. I think people everywhere are sick of the GAPS and URBAN OUTFITTERS and are screaming for individuality!

Let me know if you end up making any...

You can let your french friends know that McGill, like every university around our nation, is only one half filled with rich english kids.

10:11 PM

 
Blogger Peony Pusher said...

I just got a second look at those shirts again...

And now I'm not sure if I like the top one the most. It's kind of funny and that makes me like it just the same.

10:18 PM

 
Blogger Peony Pusher said...

Just one more thing...

Where is Tyler?

10:48 PM

 
Blogger Tuckshow said...

Thanks for liking the shirts. Only the winning one will be made and then if you want it I think it will cost $30. As for silkscreening I was looking into gettting a machine and even a heat pressure t-shirt machine to make a small business but they are too expensive. I still plan on learning how to silkscreen though and than I will become rich and powerful and my t-shirts will become more and more patronizing and condescending. I will keep you updated on the shirt story.

Tyler is around. I think he has been busy either:
1. dating a manitoban named Toothless Tammy
2. playing Internet black jack
3. teaching his dog to not bite hands

I think when Alicia stood him up at the airport he took it a little hard and he kind of blames you.

9:31 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

here i am, and for the record, I actually blame you Tucker. And the choice of beauty, humor or intelligence? I choose money. who needs good looks, conversation or laughter if you are rich?

As per where I have been, apparently hidding in one of Tucker's Tshirts. What a crook of shite tucker, I cant believe you took that picture of me with a gun when we saw that bear and made a tshirt out of it. That sceams copyright infringement as well as 'compensation'. as far as pictures go, I saw that funny one of you drunk in a sauna last summer. I would post it but I did promise not to tell anyone about the wearing of womens dresses. but dont worry, kate will never learn that Tucker dresses-like-a-girl-all-summer-stuff from me. never ever, especially if she reads your blog.

Did that pill-chopping-white-haired spaced-out-freak you called a landlady ever pay you your damage deposite? I told you, I would smash that window......
T

10:40 AM

 
Blogger Peony Pusher said...

So 30 dollars... how much for shipping and handling?

Why aren't you applying for a small business bursary from the government? So long as you're under 30 there are numerous opportunites for you. I have a wealth of useless knowledge regarding entrepreneurship and funding thanks to completing a certificate program with the Ontario Small Business Centre. It never got me anywhere because I lacked a business idea. I just wanted to be my own boss of something... anything really.

Tyler,
That's too bad about Alicia... maybe she was just scared of Toothless Tammy and the dog that bites hands.

5:02 PM

 
Blogger Tuckshow said...

First is first. Tyler, bitch-faced-landlandy-head is long gone with my cash. I called Aurora Collection agency up in YK upon the courts suggestion and I mentioned her name and then they said "its not a good thing that I know her name" i.e. no chance I am getting any money because there are bigger fish after her. You are right, I should of smashed her window or stolen her hard drive.
Good call on the money. Money is best.
Its funny you mention the dress. Kate's old MtA roomate showed up a few weeks ago with a few old pictures last week and one of them was me wearing one of her dresses after Kate egged me on. Kate also heard about a drunken time at Jackson's kegger with me wearing Jackson's mom's dress. I think my idea of a joke does not work and I wont be wearing dresses at parties anymore, it just backfires and I look like a crossdresser.
The gun picture is of me four years ago in front of my uncles camp. Every picture I have of you with a gun you are giving me the finger. Seriously.
I asked a few friends who are into the snow if they knew Mell and nobody here did. Carl thought he did but she ended up being from Whitehorse odly enough.

Now PP, are there realy opportunities to get cash to set up a small t-shirt business without me having money. I am under thirty but I have no capital to invest really. Except my teeth and I like them. I only need like a thousand bucks to start with a small silkscreen and bulk t-shirts. I would be interested in any sites or redirection of info you could give me.

6:31 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tyler, nobody gave me the heads up re: our airport rendezvous. If only I would have known...

Tuck, love the t-shirts. That would be great if you could sell them, but it’s a rather tough market to get into.

Mademoiselle PP, anyonghaseo and sarangheo.

Hugs and kisses,
Alicia

12:13 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alicia, next time I will take matters into my own hands(friggin chris...), and I will be coming through Toronto at least one more time this summer, but I am not sure when.

Tucker - you know you have to pay most of those small buisness grants back right? I spoke with my uncle who does promotional clothing (kinda like valley graphics) and he said that a good silkscreeing machine costs thousands, not hundreds. I figure you will regret buying a cheap one and he suggested just outsourcing the silk screening, you can normally get them done for under a buck a shirt, depending on number of colours and the number of shirts. Anyway he has been making shirts for years and that is how he silkscreens.

To bad about your money Tucker. I contemplated cutting and pasting several hundred 'I told you so's into the blog but that, might, be a waste of time. Forget the collection agency though, you should call my personal YK collection agency named 'Pearl Liske'. Nobody fucks with pearl's money, nobody. And mel is probably stalking kaara somewhere in ontario, so no loss there either.
T

9:44 AM

 
Blogger Peony Pusher said...

yeah... alicia's in!!! happy to see it.

as for the business thing... a grant is rewarded money that an individual doesn't have to repay... a loan is money given to an individual of which must be repayed.

i know in ontario there are grants given to young entrepreneurs under the age of 30. in many situations, the person must be returning to school... but as i recall, it ocassionally includes recent graduates. it really depends and varies according to one's business venture, idea, plan and effort.

a short time ago i was working with the london arts council. it's an organization funded by the city, the government, and by it's members. they sometimes award young artists with grant money to pursue small projects that promote art in the city. i'm not sure... but maybe montreal has something similar.

what about the canadian arts council?

5:23 PM

 

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