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Monday, April 25

Tron or the story of a whore

I met a lady named Tron today at the store. She was a jewish wife with balloon boob and no bum or wrinkles.

She reminded me that:
There is no such thing as a lack of imagination, just a surplus of stupidity.

Louis Riel is a Chester Brown written graphic novel that is awesome. Its a beautifully drawn book and pretty interesting. Not since grade 7 has our favorite metis captivated my mind.

4 Comments:

Blogger Peony Pusher said...

do you think she got her name tron from the television series in the 80's? it's a bit strange... not just the name but the large boobs and no bum thing.

do you think she had the doctor's remove the fat from her bum to have it inserted to her breasts?

12:19 PM

 
Blogger Tuckshow said...

I dont think she was named after the 80's movie with Jeff Goldbridge or whatever because she is much older than that.

Also I think the doctors may have removed her bum and inserted them into her lips. Her boobs are comprised or what I think is mainly the wrinkles that used to be on her face.

There is a jewish pilgramage to Israel next week so all we are getting right now are super rich ladies who come in together and buy lots and lots of stuff and act stupid. You can tell they only got married before because they are attractive. I feel sorry for their husbands because now they have stupid wives and they are not even attractive. If you are going to be stupid you either have to be funny or attractive in my books and the smarts come first.

6:23 PM

 
Blogger Peony Pusher said...

Upon being born, if I had only one choice between beauty, intellegence, or humour, I think I'd pick humour.

I figure, if your ugly and stupid at least you can laugh at it... and those funny jokes can still win over other people's adoration despite your other flaws. To be all three (stupid, humourless and unattractive) is to be greatly unloved by God.

7:00 PM

 
Blogger Tuckshow said...

Thankfully I dont have to chose and double thanks that G-O-D loves me and gave me all three but if He didnt I would chose intelligence.

9:26 AM

 

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