I need to be supervised

I need to be supervised everytime I go into a Dollarstore. I go crazy in there because it is so cheap and they have so many fun looking things. I always end up wasting ten bucks on junk and things I dont need. I went in with Kate yesterday because she was looking for colored plastic so I roamed around and came out with a bunch of fun. Fun that is until I got home than I had a bag of dissapointment. I should have learnt my lesson from previous trips but I thought that the inflatable shark would make a good couch/floor pillow (its much smaller in real life than its picture, much smaller. I think that they hired midget kids to play in the picture), the gun that shoots a plane 'up to 20 feet' measures feet in Nintendo feet or something because it only goes about 4, the birdhouse and bird feeder do not even come with nails to put them together (the package says everything included). I was excited to get home, lean up against my new pillow and put together a bird sanctuary but instead I had to settle with a table full of cheap shit and dirty dishes. Than later our soccer team lost in the playoffs and then I got drunk and watched the Daily Show and I forgot about the Dollarstore. The point of my story is that John Stewart puts global economics into easily digestable perspectives.