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Thursday, April 7

Maude is a real card shark, 2 people I hate

I am not talking about weather but the onset of summer has sprouted more than just tulips. I am talking about all the morons out there who magically appear as if riding in on the first rays of the spring sun. Yes, yesterday was nice, sunny and warm but today it was not. It was cold, grey and wet. I was wearing a toque and coat yet morons who were warm yesterday still went out in shorts and tshirts today. I saw them out today walking to work. It was cold and wet. I want to give all those people I see that are way under-dressed and overzealous about the coming weather, a big kick in the shins. Smarten the hell up, they are the same people who complain non stop when the get sick too. Jesus.

We had our first playoff game last night in our co-ed soccer league and its a self-officiated affair so you call your own fouls. We played a jackass team and all game I was a sportsman and called my fouls and handballs then near the end of the game I take a ball down with my chest and then shoot it way over the net from about half. The other team all start shouting hand ball and yelling. They score in the resulting confusion while I tell them that they are big idots (well I actually said "Jesus you jokers are so pathetic")and they have no clue what they are talking about and that I call my own fouls and that it did not even touch my arm. We were up by a few by then and it was in their half of the field too. Jesus, there are too many damn annoying people eating food and breathing and taking up space.

Another jerk lady came into the store today and complained at the two of us that were working because she was double parked and we were both serving customers with large purchases. She kept interupting us and complaining about the service because "I only have a couple of minutes, I am double parked". She was some richy rich type lady but she baught our cheapest luggage. Go figure. I f'ng hate old rich pretentious ladies who think they own everything. They come off as being so powerful but I could smash their faces in and go smash their car so easily but I am not being violent its just that they really are so powerless and petty that it makes me want to puke.

I am pretty pissed off today with all these dipshits, forgive the angst.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sure you have heard me propose this before Tucker, but after reading your post I think I should repeat the idea to you. Bears. That is right, Bears. I have a friend that has wanted to reintroduce bears into the human population for years now. He argues that they will eat the stupid, and that our gene pool will be all the better for it. Bears to eat the under dressed, bears to eat the unsportsman like, and especially bears to eat the rich. Aerosmith had it right on that call.
T

10:20 AM

 
Blogger Tuckshow said...

At first Tyler I was a bit skeptical about the bears. I thought that maybe I could possibly get hurt but in the last few months I have realized that there is no chance of that because as you say there are enough morons that would be much easier pray going up to pet them and take their pictures and feed them by hand. I think in larger cities it would be good to release wolves as well so that the competition for food between the bears and wolves would decrease the morons at a higher rate. Good call. Who told you I had a complaining blog?

10:44 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

conor told me that it was about time you put your diary online. I agreed. Now if we could only get you to stop wearing pink.....
T

1:24 PM

 
Blogger Tuckshow said...

Tyler, check out Conor's blog. He started it when he went down to Brazil.

http://conorinbrazil.blogspot.com

Its pretty funny.

9:20 PM

 
Blogger Peony Pusher said...

i like the bear idea! how fantastic. but what about landsharks? i'd rather them...

chris: pink's not so bad so long as it's not the colour of your pants or jacket...
i agree with you when you said tulips weren't the only things sprouting. you'd want to vomit on londoner's... i'm pretty sure you'd hate this city as much as i do. it's my own private hell that i can't seem to escape...can the bears be unleashed here first?

tyler: i forget... but shouldn't have... are you alicia's old boyfriend? i forget what his name was and for some reason i think it might be tyler. i'm bad with names... and anything else i try to remember. not that's it's any of my business... i'm just a bit of snoop, sorry.

9:58 PM

 
Blogger Tuckshow said...

Geoff is Alicia's old boyfriends name, Dave was the one before him. Tyler is a fellow Monctonian with the coolest dog in the world and one of the coolest cars in the world.

Don't worry, London would definitely be a test site for the survival of the smartest animal series. I am not sure about landsharks, their lack of claws has me concerned.

A funny social critique book is Bear VS. Shark by Chris Bachfelder. Basically its the story of a family on their way to the Las Vegas show of Virtual Reality Bear VS Shark and its a national obsession and quite a bitting coment on the US's fixation with entertainment.

1:53 PM

 
Blogger Peony Pusher said...

oh right... it's dave i'm thinking of... i though i heard tyler's name before... maybe not. thanks for the clarification.

8:51 PM

 

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