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Friday, April 1

I am the happiest man alive

I am for sure the happiest man alive today. April fools, ha, I am not the happiest man alive.

A few years ago in a small american town a bank was robbed and the theives made off with a handsome score of 2 million dollars. Over the next seven years the FBI invested 43 million in the case and never found them. Makes sense.

2 Comments:

Blogger Peony Pusher said...

Just a few short months ago I was listening to cbc as they were calling a man from a small town somewhere ? (my memory sucks sorry) regarding a bank robbery.

It seemed like any other ordinary small town bank robbery story until you heard the ending. I guess this dude (I guess that's what I'll call him??)... decided he had the perfect hiding spot when he buried the bag of money close to a small lake/stream?. Well local beavers saw it and decided it would help them build a better and more efficient dam. They took it piece by piece and added it to their already well established dam.

Someone found it, collected it, dried it and returned it (then blamed the incident on beavers).

I hope the beavers knew enough to keep some stashed away somewhere good...

8:44 PM

 
Blogger Tuckshow said...

I used to be a beaver and I didnt get any money, I just got turned into a wolf cub eventually and I have blurry memories of sleepovers with men.

11:57 AM

 

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