A true sign that the apocalypse is NOT upon us yet
In a move that truely shocked me and seemed to steer clear of all rationality BK, home of the whopper released a 700 calorie gargantuan breakfast burger that is ballooning with two eggs, one sausage patty, two American cheese slices three strips of bacon and 47grams of delicious fat all on a bun.
This story has been gaining in media attention with both sides of the disgust/degustation debate weighing in. Personally I am not on the side of this bafoon who said it "should come with a $5-off coupon for your first angioplasty.", for me its like Im saving money cause the burger makes me so excited I dont need my daily blue pill. Wink wink.
So here are what nutrionalist are saying:
"Eating like this is a step on the way to a heart attack, It's irresponsible."
Burger King conterpoints with "it's not irresponsible — it's a choice" and added, "We're about having it your way. The guy who is a Whopper-head will find this appealing." I love how BK labels people Whopper-heads. They must know that no one else uses this lingo because they go on to define a Whopper head: That's a male 16 to 24 years old, the core of which eat fast food 20 times a month.
"The critics will label it food porn," says Sherri Daye Scott, editor of a shitty food magazine, and "Burger King is going 180 degrees away from politically correct food," another moron BK official says. Many young males "like that attitude and couldn't care less about nutrition." They just want to fill up — cheap, and how! just ask Andy Puzder. He's CEO of Hardee's home of the 1,420-calorie Monster Thickburger. One year after the giant burger rolled out, same-store sales at the chain were up more than 7%.
Why would anyone buy such a behemoth burger? That's easy, Puzder says: "Because they're good." I know we also like to hurt ourselves with good. John Puma Mellencamp knew it best when he told me it hurts so good.
Dont forget to send our your prayers to Micheal Jackson before bed tonight. Dont forget all the other suppresed people of the world too cause as he told Rev. Jess Jackson, he is fighting the same racial fight that other black leaders such as Mohamhed Ali and Nelson Mendella had to fight. Yes those two great black leaders and the childmolesting bleached man are all people to be proud of and we should support their plights.
posted by Tuckshow at 9:48 PM
2 Comments:
I figure, if you're going to eat at a fast food joint who gives a fuck about the calories. Are you really there looking for healthy choices? No way... I don't believe it for a second.
Who was the Sociologist working for Burger King? That would have been a fun contract... getting to label certain age and gender groups as Whooper-heads. Do you really think Whooper-heads eat fast food 20 times per month? To be called a Whooper-head, do you have to order Whoopers or can it be other sandwiches?
Where did you find this article?
I just watched a local news broadcast with the CEO of McDonalds. He was in London to speak to the Masters of Business Administration students at UWO. He was funny...that's a whole other story (and this is Your blog...)
12:21 AM
Well I think there are a lot more stupid people in the world than we can account for and these morons are living in a dillusional world where a healthy choice is to not super size it. I do believe that they believe whatever they want to believe.
I got the clippings from a few articles on random news sites after doing a search. I first heard of it from the local late night news program and then went online. I dont know who the sociologist was, but he does have it great being able to classify social groups. I would have called the Whopper-head 'Small fry dicks' and as with the whopper-heads the small fry dicks could eat whatever they chose and still retain their nomeclatures (sic).
12:45 PM
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