I dont trust men who sleep in their cars

Last night walking home I saw a man sleeping in his car, a decent looking car. We dont live in a shaddy neighborhood and it was almost 4 so I didnt trust him.

When I got home I watched the best infomercial. It was Jack La Lane's juicer. It was nuts. I dont want one but they were just juicing up everything. Pinneapples with the skin on and then weird combos like Zuchini, ginger and apples. Then the host lady tasted each concoction and would go "ummm". Jack brought his senior girlfriend with him too and she would chime in over his shoulder with great suggestions. I have realized the level of complexity and the depth of the act that now goes into these. It was truely fascinating. Seeing Jack at work with his girl also made me second guess my idea of destroying seniors citizen homes in a lottery once a month.

5 Obstructions is an evil wicked movie to see if you are a fan of films. Its a documentary made by Lars von Trier and Jørgen Leth concerning Leth's 1967 short The Perfect Human. Lars challenges Leth to redo the film five times each time with different obstructions. Its just an incredible film. Both men are geniuses and masters of their craft.

I am off to apply for a new job that would be insanely sweet if I got it. I may have to relocate but it would be worth it. I guess there will be a position opening up shortly and I would get to live in the middle of Italy. Time to fake another C.V.

Rest in Peace Terry. Im so sorry I never got to meet you. You were so brave having put on that stoic face each and every day.