Things that bounce

Here's a riddle for you: Whats flat, made of paper and bounces? Well in my case its cheques. I have had 3 cheques that people have given me bounce in the last 6 months. I think I may be running with the wrong crowd. When I was selling cocaine my clients never gave me bad cheques. The bank is getting sketched out and I have never once given a bad cheque.
Need another reason to dislike the elderly? Some lady calls the store today and asks if we have anything called and Exigo. I ask her what it is and she is not sure. She wrote it down awhile ago and remembered we might carry it. She did not know what it was, wether a bag or a piece of clothing. Then she asked if I saw it on t.v. it was on some mourning show back around Christmas but she wasnt sure what show it was on. I said that I am not familiar with that name whether as a brand or as an item so she asked if I could suggest what it could be. I use to think that there was a limit to how dumb people could be, there is none. Some people's brains must have been run over by 18 wheelers at some point in there lives cause there is no other way to explain such stupidity. This lady want me to guess what she saw on a mourning show 3 months ago. If I could do that lady there would be no fucking way I would be working at a crummy retail store when I would be touring the world with Raveen the magician.