Unification of Access Points and Redundancy

Rooter: A Methodology for the Typical Unification of Access Points and Redundancy

These guys are awesome. A few MIT computer science guys wrote a program that randomly generates math papers, graphs, equations and all in proper syntax. The result it hilarious, it all appears to be legit but its nothing by well composed giberish. They submitted papers to several conferences and got accepted at one. They were then going to get the program to write them a talk that they would read out at the conference. The media got wind of this, the conference then found out that the paper was not legit and that they were being made a spectacle off so their invitation has been rescinded. They now are asking anyone else who is going to the conference to succeed their place to them. Why not, any conference that would accept that must be pretty shitty.

The CNN story is here, I heard the CBC version which was better but take what you can get:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/04/14/mit.prank.reut/index.html

Tom Cruise pulled out a 2-1 win last night in our third place match. That league is so shitty. It makes you feel guilty even when you win because you have to argue all game with jerks over every second call. Some big oaf ran one of our guys over from behind then took the ball and scored and would have tied it up but we have to tell the guy that its a foul to run someone over. Big jerks, running through girls too. I never want to play in an unofficiated league again.