Fast cars and fast babes

Race weekend came and went and as always it was pretty lame. People who like cars too much are usually pretty lame, I mean, there just cars. F1 loosers tend to be big car loosers. Friday night was kind of funny though because there were 7 ferraris and one lamboughini in front of the swingers club near our place. Im sure they werent all in the club but they were all parked out front. One old chubby man was giving a younger 'easy' looking woman a drive when I walked by. Otherwise the whole weekend is just a bunch of people going to the same place and nothing happening. Crowds of nothing, I dont get it but its still kind of interesting to watch. Maybe when I get a fast car it will all make sense to me. I should be able to afford a really fast car soon too seeing as how I have two jobs. Most people who own really fast cars only have one job and I have two so there.