intense shopping spree bonanaza

Once every few years I go on an intense shopping spree bonanza for some reason. I am one of the most apathetic shoppers out there. I abhore shopping and want to get out of there as fast as possible, it must be funny for the service staff around me. My first stop was Winners for some new swim trunks. My old red ones are now old pink ones and the new pool action warrants better. 10 minutes there and I have two new trunks. I brought in 6 pairs of trunks to try on and the lady before me had one dress. I was out before her. Next stop Future Slop. 10 minutes there I have a digital camera and rechargable batteries so I can shave more than 3 times without my razor dying (I think my Charlie from Party of Five look is maybe getting a little dated). Next stop a computer store to pick up some more RAM for the new 'pute, they didnt have what I needed but boy that was exhausting. I needed to hit the pool so Kate and I recruited Daddy Long Legs and we shredded down and jumped in, well not jumped in because the diving boards were closed, seems there was too much san tan lotion worn by the days swimmers that left a murky cream near the bottom of the deap end thus enabling the lifeguards to see the bottom. Oh well it was still super refreshing. Kate won all the competitions again. I thought I could beat her in the underwater summersaults but she still pulled it out.When I got home later I found a package from my folks with a digital camera in it as a congrats on the job thing. 2 digital cameras in one day. Imagine how narcisistic I can be now.