Be careful who you kiss
An outbreak of chlamydia at the San Francisco Zoo has left a dozen penguins dead, according to a spokesman from the zoo. It was either transmitted by seagul poop (unlikely) or by humans breathing infected breathes of venirial disease unto the sexy birds (most likely).
posted by Tuckshow at 6:35 PM
5 Comments:
actually, chlamydia is on the rise over here in southwestern ontario. maybe too many of 'us'are making out with those san francisco zoo animals?
3:20 PM
That wouldnt surprise me considering all the people I know from London and their extracurricular activities (yourself excluded)
9:07 AM
it's a place where condoms are used more frequently as water balloons.
6:41 PM
I understand the context of this one but I have a side question- do people actually go around using waterballoos still? Do people drive around throwing them at strangers or cars? I was was a getaway driver for a drive by squirting incident that resulted in us being chased around the neighborhood by a Military Police jeep. I ended it by driving up into the driveway of the moron who shot at the MPs to begin with. Shmeee
11:27 PM
people throw the balloons off their lower level porches, missing their targets of mostly cars and the odd stranger on a bike... and yes, i've seen this. i guess they're scared of the people on foot as they're more likely to get yelled at. i still don't understand the throwing of water balloons on your front porch... it gives you no where to hide, and no opportunity to get chased by military police jeeps!
11:03 AM
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