Get your bike on

If it were summer all year round here I could live in Montreal my whole life. Its pretty sweet to bbq, ride bikes everywhere and just sit around outside with buddies all in the comfort of shorts and t-shirts. Whats with losers down in the commercial district wearing suits when really they are just dick heads. You know what? A loser in a suit is still a loser in a suit while a joe in t-shirts and jeans can be a great joe. Suits are stupid, they dont fool nothing. So for anybody keeping count Conor has gone through 3 bike tubes and 1 bike tire so far this season, what a dork. I guess Tyler is a great roomated except he ruins all the ice cream. This weeks album of the week is Mermaid Avenu Vol II by Wilco and Billy Bragg. The Wilco show is next week but all my looser friends are hesitant to buy tickets. They must be dorks. I am writting a new sitcome. Its about late 20 something guys from the Plateau who ride their bikes around and get into bar fights and have love problems. It would be a hit with the 'OC' crowd. I am calling the show the Plat'O' - Conor said that the hidden O undertones as the big O of the orgasm. Saw my shirts up in the Eaton Center todays. They looked cool but everything looks like shit in a Mall anyway. Dont buy swifters, why waste so much just to clean. The whole thing is disposable. Whats wrong with a broom, just shake it outside and its clean. Its no work and its not wasteing anything. Never try free coffee from an office coffee machine when it rumbles so loud you can hear it from 4 offices down. There are far too many reasons to offer as to why you should not try this one, just dont.