BB Queen

No he isnt the queen of bbqs he is the BB King and Conor and I scored some freebies to go see the lengend last night to open the Jazz Fest. Even at 80 the old man could belt them out. He kind of engulfed a chair the whole performance and nearly told as many stories as he sang songs but nonetheless, it was entertaining to hear him perform some classics. I dont know how his stubby fingers let him play that way and nevermind how he manages to reach his guitar perched upon him gluttonous belly. His band was pretty hot too, wicked musicians with a quirky sense of humor. They was all decked out in tuxedoes while we sat in shorts and tees. Screw the people who spent about $120 to see the show and got all dressed up. The Blues are about what you feeling inside, not how stained your shorts are on the outside.

Queebster weekend

Things happen in Quebec that dont happen elsewhere. People here are a distinct society. They like jester hats and black lights and shitty music sung in french. This weekend was the almighty christmas day for the queebsters- St-Jean Baptiste. The parties were partied and the squids were out.

The best party was the cut-off jean short party where the shorter the shorts the better



Then there was also the cabarat party which just gave women the excuse to wear underhoses and boustier type things. NO beer allowed, just the hard stuff



Then the squids... they like to rock the dry ice. He just got busted trying to actually lay in the pool bellow the car



Good times

Summer and all her glory

The best thing about summer other than swimming in kids pee is that all the neighbors open their windows so that I can hear the old man downstair dying of something dry heave for an hour right bellow my office window. Its nice to sit at your computer, sun shinning in, working in shorts listening to somebody die all summer. I thought last summer was the last but no, him and I both fortunate to have another great summer together.

As long as it doesnt get in the way of my training I should be okay though. I am an athlete. Honing my skills, preparing for battle. I had a huge workout with Conor last weekend. We trained hard, 3 soccer matches and one hockey game on Sat and 3 more soccer games on Sun. It was hard work but well worth it.

The pools are open.

Office revenge on the rich

Hey guess what all you office hobos condemned to your office cubicles and alisten up all you rcich people. Its thursday, Imstitting in my office, drinking coffee (bad but free) and all I h ave to do today is make two phone calls, do a 10 minute invoice and boom I m free to read the latest release by of graphic novels by Drawn and Quareterly that isnt even in stores yet and then Ill read my free design magazine that was sent to me and then Ill read the other newspaper s and then Ill check up on on the news on the Internet so screw you rich people, your not the only ones who have it cushy.

Office revenge on the rich

Hey guess what all you office hobos condemned to your office cubicles and alisten up all you rcich people. Its thursday, Imstitting in my office, drinking coffee (bad but free) and all I h ave to do today is make two phone calls, do a 10 minute invoice and boom I m free to read the latest release by of graphic novels by Drawn and Quareterly that isnt even in stores yet and then Ill read my free design magazine that was sent to me and then Ill read the other newspaper s and then Ill check up on on the news on the Internet so screw you rich people, your not the only ones who have it cushy.

Maybe a problem but Im awake anyways...

We might have a situation at our house. Recently we decided to do our part to eliminate our guilt of not doing anything by starting to compost because surely, that will save the planet. Anyways, its been going well and I have committed to it fully in that when I remember, I put my organics in. However, today while putting the old coffee grounds in I noticed something alarming. Over 90% of our compost is coffee. Either we are drinking was too much coffee or we are afraid of fruits and vegies and since I have cut back on the coffee intake to ward off the stomach fires it must be the later. When I think back on it other than the daily apple at work I average about 3 servings of vegetables a week. Its amazing to think that I can mantain such a kiler physique on my diet. Im seriously ripped.

Speaking of coffee, in desperation I have started using the coffee machine at work. This is not something to take lightly, the machine is a beheemoth similar to the computer that Astroboy used to check in with daily. It rumbles as louder than an appachee warrior's war cry when you make a brew and plus you have to run it twice just to get one regulation mug and the whole process takes five minutes. Its in the lunch room, regardless I can hear the beast preparing to poison someone all the way from my office. You would think a company that grosses millions annually could invest in a brew machine that wasnt made in cold war Poland.

Time Travel

It has always been known that it takes forever to play the final minutes of a basketball game. Watching the Suns and the Mavs play the other night I decided to make this a scientific proof that time travel does exist. With my trusted stopwatch and a even more trusted beer I started timing the last 15 seconds of a close game. 8 minutes later the fifteen seconds were up. 8 minutes to play 15 seconds, that is insane, furthermore, this is more insane because it proves that time travel is possible.